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39 [M4F] #Maryland - Hagerstown / Frederick - Seeking Shorter Women
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ThrowawayAgent17 is a male age 39 looking for a female in Hagerstown, MD
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I always had the hots for the cute and super short girl next door to me growing up - but alas - I was the quintessential dorky band-o then and while she was a very good friend, her type was 'jocks'. I still harbor that secret longing to be head and shoulders above a female partner. To have someone who needs to tippy-toe to kiss me. To be big spoon and be able to cocoon her body against mine.

So, here I am - seeking a partner who is ideally under 5'4". The shorter the better!

I'd also prefer someone younger than myself - or at least someone who feels younger than their age like me. Take pride in your appearance. Mutual attraction is key - but I am definitely attracted to more than one body type so don't pigeon hole yourself. Petite, slim, curvy, average, busty, atheltic... so long as the height requirement is met they all have their merits! Be witty, flirty, educated, love to read, drug and smoke free. Enjoy pets, useless facts and bad jokes! Perhaps you share my enthusiasm for the Art of Teasing, lingerie, oral, enjoy extended sessions of foreplay and wouldnt mind a male partner focusing extra attention on your breasts and nipples? It might help our camaraderie if you were in a similar relationship to mine - but it isn't a requirement. I do not expect us to alter our situations for the other.

I'm of Mediterranean descent, 5'8", 180lbs, fit/ athletic with toned arms and upper body but not in a bulging-muscle-gym-rat kinda way. Salt and pepper hair, beard scruff and blue eyes. Love running, hiking and biking. Don't feel at all like I'm quickly closing in on 40. Comic book and sci-fi nerd at heart. Fully vaxxed, disease, drug and smoke free. Married, as previously stated, but a years long dead bedroom has really begun to gnaw at me.

Anyways, I've talked enough. Thank you for reading this far. If any of the above description catches your interest, well - I'd love to chat and learn more about you. No low effort replies please - let me know your favorite comfort food!

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