You have some pent up issues. Obsessions, really. The shameful, dark kind that you don’t share with anybody else. If you’re in a truly dark place, please consider seeing an actual therapist to get the help and emotional support you need. But if you need somebody more on your wavelength, somebody who can help you work through those obsessions rather than overcome them, well. Do I have the offer of a lifetime…

A professional oath to do no harm keeps traditional therapists from engaging in detrimental behavior, abusing personal trust, and manipulating patients into compromising situations. Fortunately for you, I am neither a professional, nor am I bound by Hippocratic oath. Let's see how cute you look being violated on the therapists couch, how far down the rabbit hole your fantasies really go, or what you'll really do once you've been conditioned to accept it as normal.

You need to schedule an appointment with me to discuss your obsessive thoughts. We’re going to unpack what was going through your head the last time you came by yourself. What drove you and how it felt, what you wanted and how you did it, what’s embarrassing about it and and how long it quieted those urges for. We’re going to lay you open and tease apart your motivations, part your tender defenses and carefully examine your desires, and lay bare your deepest hungers and your most humiliating needs. You will be very thoroughly and very patiently probed by a man who is bound only by the Machiavellian oath. A competent and clinical corruption of a girl who just wants to talk some stuff through. My techniques are unconventional, but so are your indecent needs

I am: 50, cis/het, conventionally attractive, former college swimmer, tall (but not too tall), nice smile (but not too nice), cropped hair (showing more gray than it used to), experienced, educated, patient, and safe

You are: under 25, cis, intelligent, reasonably fit and attractive, adventurous, needy, local, look good in a skirt and knee socks (or sweats and a cut up tank top — it’s all in how you wear it). And you’re excited by the idea of putting yourself in the hands of a man who will betray your trust. Who will take his time to see you thoroughly defiled

We’re going to go carefully. But you need this and change begins now, so don’t hesitate! Schedule your appointment with a controlling cum counselor today!

*The above statements have not been evaluated by the AMA and do not constitute medical advice. If you or a loved one are experiencing trauma, please contact the appropriate, licensed medical professionals. You deserve to be happy and whole. Everything presented here is for the express purposes of exploring your deviant tendencies and violating you at your most defenseless