Right off the bat I'll disclose I'm very much single and I don't have much experience in sex, romance and that kind of stuff. Keep in mind my age. If that doesn't suit you, no hard feelings. Everyone has the right to desire what they desire. I have my preferences too.

Also, I'm not looking to compensate for your company, if you know what I mean. I anticipate some such women will at least consider responding to me. If that's your calling, that's your business and that of those who seek your attention. But it's not my thing. I wish you well but please don't waste your time or insult what little intelligence I have by approaching me.

Now that that's out of the way:

I'm a single 51 year old guy in the Buffalo area who's open to fun adventures with the right ladies. I'm pretty open minded to do and try anything that's safe, sane and discreet. I want to go with the flow but in fact I want to push the envelope at times too. I'm open to one night stands but prefer to establish some level of friendship and meet at some interval, even being open to fun with clothes on. My goal is some kind of friendship with benefits though I want to push things. I won't assume exclusivity but will assume being safe. I am also open to fun developing into something deeper, though again I want to let things happen.

I am more attracted to ladies younger than me. I suppose there are more superficial things that I find attractive but personality really does figure prominently. I'd really appreciate someone who's also open minded, and has a vivid imagination and willingness to try new things, but has the wisdom to know what not to try. That part of my brain sometimes doesn't work. A weird and wacky sense of humor maybe approaching on the cerebral would be helpful. Fart jokes optional. Hard no to hard drugs but let's say booze and 420 tolerant. I'd get a contact high from Otto's jacket.

I guess that's a pretty long ad for a fuckfriend. Here's my tl;dr attempt:

Single, lonely and horny 51 year old single 716 guy open to interesting sex and hopefully more with younger ladies. Have half a brain and don't be doing it for the money. Be warned: I might not know what I'm doing but I really want to do it! I am not the human version of Cocaine Bear.