Codenames: Sterling and Cane (like the silver and the instrument of blunt force)

Occupations: Masters of Mayhem

Preferred Drinks: Bourbon, Tequila, and good ol' H20

Danger Quotient: In the zone. The Danger Zone

Attention, ladies who dare to live on the edge! We are here, ready to recruit our very own Cheryl – a fearless femme fatale with a penchant for adventure, danger, and the occasional jaunt around the world. If you possess the perfect blend of petite beauty, brains, and a bit of insanity, then buckle up, because your life is about to get a whole lot more exciting! Even better if you don't know your worth. We can fix that.

Who are we? Partners in many businesses and experts at saving the world from dastardly villains. We may be doing 1000 things, but make no mistake – we're an unbeatable team, both in the field and out of it. We're searching for a woman who can keep up with our relentless banter, outsmart the room, and look damn good while doing it.

We're not interested in brats or wallflowers. No, we want someone who can hold her own under a whip, handle being tied up and gagged while laughing in the face of danger. Quick wit, a bubbly personality, and the ability to perform karaoke and camp at least one burn a year are prerequisites. You must be ready to take risks – because we certainly do. Oh. And board games, because It's hard to play Catan with 2 people. (are we still doing phrasing?)

In return, we offer excitement beyond your wildest dreams. Picture yourself infiltrating the hearts and minds of our community, performing sex magic, and executing daring feats. Well, not daily - but we do have a 2500 sqft BDSM dungeon in the basement of our little mansion and will offer you your own bedroom, bathroom, and time for whatever you want to be someday (unless it's becoming a country singer). We'll shower you with thrilling escapades, brilliant tongues, and enough adrenaline to keep your heart racing. Oh, and we promise to keep you safe... most of the time.

So, if you're daring with a taste for adventure, and you're ready to join us on the front lines of excitement, send us a message. Strap on your collar, unfasten your bra, and get ready to become part of the most dynamic trio the world has ever seen.

P.S. Must love turtlenecks, have an appreciation for obscure pop culture references, and be comfortable with our ongoing snuggling.