Hiya, and good day.

As the title says, I'm on the hunt for my trophy wife.

Time is a tick, tick, ticking so trying Reddit.

Don’t let me down reddit.

So, to make this as clinical and impersonal as possible (haha.. Yea, that's a bad thing) I thought it would be cheeky to list off my selling points, and not selling points, in an easy to read list. Created by the person who knows me best, me!. Before I get to that though, you can find pictures of me linked on my profile. Also want to say that you MUST be local, not have a new reddit account, and must reply to me with the opening of “I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?” There are just too many bots/solicitors on here and frankly, i'm too lazy to weed through them. So, asking you to weed yourself (haha) with that opening, or lack thereof. Also would be nice if you mention you looked at my pics linked on my profile. So, without further ado, the listing i mentioned:

Looks (on a 1-10 scale):

Face: 6.5

Build: 9

Teeth: 8

Hygiene: 10

Height: 6’1”

Hair: Folically challenged.

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Finances:

Credit Score : 845

Debt: 0 debt

Income: Above 6 figures

Home Owner: Yes

Money: Not a concern.

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Lifestyle/health:

Kids: 0 kids

STDs: 0 stds

Pets: 3 (2 cats, 1 dog)

Fitness: Fit af

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Personality/Traits:

Funny af.

Personable, can hold a convo.

Giving

Open minded

Left leaning

Dependable

Honest

Kind

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Interests/likes:

Travel (more into getting in a plane than long road trips)

Foodie

Golf

Bowling

Running

Would like to take up other things like hiking, kayaking, scuba, etc.

Sports (watching, mostly NFL and playoffs if its a home team in nba, nhl might start getting into f1 too. Mayyybe.)

Podcasts of all types but particularly true crime.

Movies (particularly sci-fi, horror, thrillers, and high stress movies as of late)

Music (pretty much into all music from 1970-2010, from rap to rock, blues to Motown, industrial to DnB, metal to alt, pop to folk )

Coffee

Games (video,card,board)

Documentaries

Weed from time to time, Psilocybin every blue moon for neuroplasticity, and micro from time to time for mood elevation.

Looking for:

Local (deal breaker otherwise)

Without children (preferred not deal breaker though)

Healthy body type

Wanting to be in a committed relationship

Willing to put in the effort

Cis lady

Bonus points for ‘unique’ tastes, tattoos, hair color/type, clothing, jewelry, etc etc etc.

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The bottom line is I'm getting older and putting effort into this. Ive been married once, engaged once, and have had lots of ‘successful’ relationships. Point being is that I think I'm a good catch and apparently others have thought that also. I’ve always had good taste in my partners and I do have high standards in some regards but I try and put high standards on myself also, and I prefer to be single rather than settling. I'm hoping Reddit can ‘deliver’ me the opportunity to introduce me to my type of ladies, and allow me to continue on in enjoying life but also sharing it with someone else.