[Kinks include/not limited to: glass blowing, burrito making, vanilla foundation for 🌶️, and footnotes.]

Just want to use up, love, and take care of the girl who fits the collar I've got until she's sore, drooling, and dazed. 100% will blow glass slippers,0 it's a coin toss whether we can turn a pumpkin into a horse drawn carriage. If Moses could split the Red Sea that's still got to be on the table.

Right now I want to use you up, love you, and take care of you. I want to use you like a fleshlight, make love to you, feed you Pirates Booty,1 burrito2 you, pull you into the shower by your leash, wash your hair before dinner w/family, and towel you off before filling you up again. Dress yourself but wear a sundress, dinner will be at night after all.

Me: 6', mixed race, 180 pounds able to jump speedbumps in a single bound, 20/20 vision. Limits include things that are illegal and/or involve parties unable to consent. Frankly Belle and Arial are my fav Disney princesses. Pictures available on request.

You... have a kind heart

don't think too much about specific kinks, you love to push boundaries and try new things, sex is just another adventure3

can talk about which kinks are off limits for you, which you might be interested in, and what you think is exciting

want to go on a few dates before we get the old ball and chain involved; to be clear I'm not married/in a relationship, I mean an actual ball and chain

are a sub, a domme who likes to sub sometimes, or a switch; we only discriminate against the dutch here

live in or within driving distance of Columbus

love animals

wonder where the hell that best friend you know is out there actually is

I won't pretend this is entirely coherent, maybe I'll clean it up when I'm not bursting out of my shorts. That said, if any of the above has you thinking that you might have an answer to my question please send me a message or a chat with where you live and which starter Pokémon you picked.

1 For the avoidance of doubt, "burrito her" means to tuck her into bed/wrap her up in the blanket like a burrito. Get your mind out of the gutter.

2 Yes, Pirate's Booty. Willing to consider other snacks on request.

3 You might not have experience with any of this. That's irrelevant, technique and discipline can be taught but attitude can't. You might flinch when I tell you to put something in my ass but you won't hesitate once you know that's what I want.