The theme of Ocarina of Time is Link going through puberty. So Navi comes to Link and asks him to visit the great almighty Deku tree who is the largest and oldest piece of wood in the game. So what is the first thing Link is asked to get? Protection! (Sword and shield) Then he ventures forth and he kills some baddies and what are the first things he picks up, wood and nuts. Then he commences talking to the Deku Tree who says he has an infection inside that needs curing. This is to warn Link of the dangers of STDs. Now as we continue onward he kills the infection but the Deku tree dies. So who does he see next, Princess Zelda. And she is like oh Link you must help me because I am pretty. Link's like okay. So then he goes to Death Mountain and after curing the firey passion that was Do"dong"o's Cavern the Gorons start to come onto him want to share brotherly love with him. He runs away because Link does not role that way. But they tell him to visit the Great Fairy on top of Death Mountain where she will "power him up!" Then we continue on to Jabu Jabu's belly where he must rescue Princess Ruto. After saving her from this crazy sperm whale and his "STD" she falls in love with him and wants to marry him. Now I am still working on the theory but what do you guys think of it so far?