WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

I built this deck because my friend plays Yang Zings and Nutella is his hardest match up.

Then I realized with the Zefra build, I could go significantly more offensive, while still remaining largely a grind deck. Traptrix Rafflesia helps significantly because she is literally R4NK backrow generation. She makes people squirm. She's much harder to get over than people think, at least at the locals caliber.

I've also always had a soft spot for Zefras. They needed more support.

Traptrix and Madolches are precious and need infinite support.

REMINDER THAT CARDS COST MONEY AND NOT EVERYONE HAS MONEY. please send help college is so much money

MONSTERS (21)

3X SATELLARKNIGHT ALTAIR - I MEAN DUH

3X SATELLARKNIGHT DENEB - See "SATELLARKNIGHT ALTAIR"

2X SATELLARKNIGHT UNUKALHAI - BECAUSE HAWAII AND ALSO BECAUSE DITCHING DENEB IS IMPORTANT

2X SATELLARKNIGHT VEGA - MOAR SUMMONS MEANS MOAR MATERIALS

1X SATELLARKNIGHT SIRIUS - R U SIRIUS RN? GET BACK MY RESOURCES BOY.

3X STELLARKNIGHT ZEFRAXCITON - LOLWAT. HIGH SCALE, POPS A SET CARD WHEN NORMIE'D OR WHEN PEND', ALSO 1900 BEAT STICK. CAN BE ATTACHED FROM THE EXTRA DECK TO PTOLMAEUS.

3X SATELLARKNIGHT ZEFRATHUBAN - LMAOWTF. LOW SCALE, POPS A FACE-UP CARD (GG VANITY'S, MISTAKE, RAFFLESIA, ETC) WHEN NORMIE'D OR PEND, ALSO A 2100 WALL THAT SAYS HI TO KOZMO FARMSLUTGIRL. FARMGIRL HAS A NICE BODY, NOT GONNA LIE.

2X HONEST - NO BATTLE DEATHS 4 U. ALSO COTH-ING THIS GUY TO RETURN HIM TO THE HAND IS FUNNY.

1X THUNDER KING RAI-OH - HAI FARMGIRL, AGAIN. ALSO NEGATES A SS OF A SINGLE MONSTER. PLS NO IGNISTER.

1X EFFECT VEILER - TRAP SHOTA HAND TRAP. NO JIAOTU PLS.

SPELLS (7)

1X REINFORCEMENTS OF THE ARMY - I MEAN DUH.

1X INSTANT FUSION - TOPRAMEN FOR GAME?

1X ORACLE OF ZEFRA - TUTOR YOUR SCALES. ALSO TRIVERR FOR MORE TUTORS. ALSO DECK THIN WHEN USING ZEFRAS AS XYZ MATS.

1X MYSTICAL SPACE TYPHOON - MAYBE THIS SHOULD BE AT 2. I DON'T LIKE LIGHT IMPRISONING MIRROR.

3X SATELLARKNIGHT SKYBRIDGE - ROTA BEING HIT WAS KINDA OK. CHAIN SKYBRIDGE TO SOMETHING SPOOKY AND BOOM, INSTANT SALT FOR THOSE FRIES.

TRAPS (12)

3X CALL OF THE HAUNTED - SPOOKY SS FROM GRAVE DURING YOUR END PHASE GIVES ME MOAR MATS. SS ALTAIR FOR MORE FUN.

1X OASIS OF DRAGON SOULS - BECAUSE MORE COTH MEANS MORE FUN.

1X SOLEMN WARNING - LOL FOR 2000 LP.

1X COMPULSORY EVACUATION DEVICE - EJECTO-SEATO CUZ!!

2X GRAND HORN OF HEAVEN - CHEAP LOLS 4 A DRAW. FUN TO USE ON PEND SUMMONS.

1X ZEFRA DIVINE STRIKE - ALL THOSE DEAD SCALES FINALLY HAVE A USE.

1X DIMENSION SLICE - BUDGET BANISHING REMOVAL YOU CAN ACTIVATE THE TURN IT'S SET.

1X BOTTOMLESS TRAP HOLE - LIKE BOTTOMLESS STEAK FRIES BUT BETTER BECAUSE RAFFLESIA.

1X TRAPTRIX TRAP HOLE NIGHTMARE - I LIKE TRAPS. ALSO RAFFLESIA IS NICE.

EXTRA (15)

2X STELLARKNIGHT DELTEROS - POP SOMETHING. ALSO PTOLMAEUS FODDER.

2X STELLARKNIGHT TRIVERR - WANT TO BUMP BOUNCEMASTER TO 3. SS'S FROM GRAVE UPON DEATH.

1X TELLARKNIGHT PTOLEMAEUS - RANK 5 BBY. SECOND BEST TURN 1 OPTION.

1X TRAPTRIX RAFFLESIA - THE BEST TURN 1 OPTION. MAKES THE LACK OF BACKROW A LITTLE OKAY BECAUSE SHE IS THE BACKROW. I WANT MORE OF HER BUT I AM POBRE COLLEG STUDON'T.

1X NUMBER 86: RHONGOMNIAD - SOMETIMES, IT'S JUST THE RIGHT TIME TO DO IT. ALSO A TWO-MAT 3000 BEATSTICK.

1X NUMBER 82: HEARTLANDDRACO - ATTACK DIRECTLY FOR GAME. ALSO CAN'T BE TARGETED FOR ATTACKS WHILE YOU HAVE FACE-UP SPELL CARDS (COUGH COUGH SCALES COUGH)

1X STARLIEGE PALADYNAMO - PUTS IN A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF WORK VS BEELZE, IGNISTER, OTHER BIG SPOOKY BEATERS WITH SPOOKY EFFECTS. ALSO GRANTS A DRAW WHEN DED.

1X ABYSS DWELLER - NO KOZMO FLOATS. NO MADOLCHE FLOATS. NO YANG ZING FLOATS. NO BURNING ABYSS EFFECTS. NO NO NO.

1X CASTEL, THE SKYBLASTER MUSKETEER - NOUGAT COVERED IN CHOCOLATE. LIGHT AND FLUFFY. DELICIOUSLY SATISFYING SPOT REMOVAL.

1X GAGAGA COWBOY - AFTER SO MANY TRIVERR HITS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO GAME WITH THIS IDIOT.

1X STELLARKNIGHT CONSTELLAR DIAMOND - WARIOR RETURNING ALIVE, FOOLISH BURIAL, MASK CHARGE, DARK-ATTRIBUTE BOSS MONSTERS, EAT YOUR HEART OUT.

1X CONSTELLAR PLEIADES - BOOOOOING!

1X TIRAS, KEEPER OF GENESIS - TORRENTIAL RESPONSE WHILE PTOLEMAEUS IS UP. OR MIRROR FORCE. OR RAIGEKI. OR OTHER SPOOKY DESTRUCTION.

1X ELDER ENTITY NORDEN - NERDY POSIDON IS VERY COOL AND GOOD.

REMINDER: WHEN PENDULUM SUMMONING MORE THAN ONE NUTELLA, YOU GET TO CHOOSE THE ORDER THEIR EFFECTS GO OFF. THIS MEANS YOU CAN PROC UNUKHAWAII AND ALTAIR THE MINI COTH IN THE SAME PENDULUM SUMMON.