If you've ever played against a Yosenju deck unprepared, you remeber that salty feeling walking out of there 0-2. You remember the sting of the Kama's hands on your rear as they swatted you out of the top 8 postition...

WELL IM HERE TO REVIVE THAT FEELING IN ALL YO' HEARTS.

YOSENJUS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MY FLAVORITE DECK AND SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE HATED ME AT LOCALS FOR PLAYING THEM. THEY DO FRICKING EVERYTHING. THEY STUN, THEY SEARCH, THEY BOUNCE, AND THEN THEY SAFELY FLY AWAY TO YOUR HAND.

Ju's are Love. Ju's are Life.

Many a salty player will have told me that my deck is absolute cancer, which I can't really argue with when I run like 23,593,193 copies of Vanity's Emptiness and stuff. The best part?

FUCKIN. DINOSAUR. BABIES.. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M TALKIN' KAIJEWS.

KAIJEWS WORK SO FREAKING WELL WITH YOSENJEWS, THAT THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE ONE ARCHETYPE CALLED "JEWS" IN "JEWNERAL". oops

Maybe the "Jew" jokes are getting out of hand.

ANYWAY, NOW THAT WE LITERALLY HAVE OUR GOD KING OVERLORD PEPE HANGING OVER US, LITERALLY NEAR NOTHING CAN PREVENT THE CANSWER THAT IS cough THE PEPE.

There are some really messed up pepe pictures and I advise you not to google search them.

LITERALLY. IT'S LIKE THE WORST INCARNATION OF R4NK SPAM I'VE EVER SEEN. IT SPAWNS OUT R4NK MONSTERS FASTER THAN KONAMI KICKED OUT HIDEO (may he bless us with more snakes).

BEFORE WE MOVE ON. I want you all to make sure you know this. This is a STUN build. This is the deck you build if you were abused as a kid and don't want your opponent to play yugioh, because playing this deck is LITERALLY "no, you can't play that". If you are someone who enjoys making your opponent's life a living hell then this is the deck for you. Sorry for the many League references you're about to see.

Anyway, enough pseudo-shitposting. ONWARD FRIENDS, LET US GO.

MONSTERS (18)

• 3x YOSENJU KAMA 3 - Not running the Kama 3 at 3 is like saying you enjoy sucking at everything. He's your searcher. When you do things for him, he gives you sugar. He's your sugar man.

Why is that a movie.

• 3x YOSENJU KAMA 1 - That's a really nice _______ you have there. It'd be a shame if I PICKED IT UP AND THREW IT ACROSS THE TABLE YOU SCRUB.

Unless it's a Bank Destroyer. In which case you cry. JK I HAVE AN OUT TO THAT SHIT TOO #MLG #GGEZ

He re-uses your Kaijus. Literally. This guy, he just. He just. reuses them. Ew. What kind of person does that. Recycling? What kind of nature loving hippy player are you? He probably smokes weed while picking up soda cans at the park so he feels like a good guy.

It's funny because I live in Oregon.

• 3x YOSENJU KAMA 2 - He's an 1800 beater. He procs Kama 3 effect over big guys. doesn't really do much else. When he fails to attack directly with his effect, you scoop because there's literally nothing you can do to redeem your dignity.

• 1x YOSENJU TSUJIK - Makes your lil guys big guys. 1000 ATK makes Kama 2 a 2800 smackeroo that makes your opponent cry quietly to themselves because that's 1400 Damage Guarenteed (TM). Unless they stop him somehow in which case you scoop because there's nothing you can do to redeem your dignity.

• 2x SANTA CLAWS - I'm not even going to make a christmas joke it's not worth making the effort. He's a not-Kaiju dude who does essentially the same thing. Also nets the controller (hopefully you) a Draw.

• 2x KOMUNOMUNOMUNOGOHSH THE STICKY STRING KAIJU - Remove 2 Counters, and its like you have L1T or something up.

I'm not going to say much about the Kaijus, because everyone has their own sorta thing with them.

• 3x GAMECIEL THE SEA TURTLE KAIJU - MY FAVORITE TURTLE OH MY GOD HE'S A DREAM BOAT <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 L1T DOESN'T EVEN MATTER THIS KID NEGATES DURING EITHER PLAYERS TURN SO LMFAO GETREKT.

• 1x NEO-SPACIAN GRAND MOLE - In the event that you do not have the Kama 1 wombo combo up and don't like your opponent having a big bad Kaiju up, smash glass.

SPELLS (12)

• 3x TENKI - LITERAL DUDE FOOD. YOU PLAY IT, IT GIVES YOU A DUDE. UNLESS YOUR OPPONENT SCUMBAGGILY MST'S IT.

• 3x KYOTOU WATERFRONT - BA Players, Infernoid Players, everyone hates this card. It gets mad stacks every time a card goes to the graveyard, and literally everyone hates it because it fuels stupid stuff like Gameciel (turt turt turt). Also usable on Chicken Game to deny your opponent a draw.

• 2x CHICKEN GAME - Bawk Bawk Draw, for a 1000 Life Points. Still waiting for Beef Game because I prefer steak.

• 3x TERRAFORMING - Yay, deck thins!

• 1x RAIGEKI - Sometimes you just gotta flip the switch on your opponent's field.

TRAPS (10)

• 2x REMOVE BRAINWASHING - Suck it, nerd. Your Kaijus? My Kaijus.

• 1x COMPULSORY EVACUATION DEVICE - Fuuuuuuuuuu^{uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....}

• 3x LOSE 1 TURN - Go straight to jail. Do not pass Go. No not collect $200. Makes your opponent unable to use Gameceil to ruin YOUR dreams with YOUR counters.

• 23,593,193x 1x VANITY'S EMPTINESS - "No."

Reminder that The Office is a national treasure.

• 2x AND THE BAND PLAYED ON - Okay so I have to do a serious here. Nobody remembers this card at my locals. Every time I play it, I get the obligatory "Can I see it?" because they don't know what it does. Essentially:

That plushfire proc? No.

It stops R4NK in it's tracks, and it's the Tellarknight's worst nightmare. I don't even know how to explain it any better.

It also comes in a sexy Ultra Rare.

• 1x BREAKTHROUGH SKILL - Well I mean duh.

EXTRA DECK (15)

• 1x ABYSS DWELLER - ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PLAY - MLK

• 1x CASTEL, THE SKYBLASTER MUSKETEER - Run this at 3 so you can be the 3 Musketeers.

• 1x SILENT HONOR ARK - MAN SCREW THIS GUY.

• 2x LIGHTNING CHIDORI - I should've used Kakashi as the picture.

• 10x OTHER SHIT BECaUSE IM LAZY - FILL THIS IN WITH STUFF YOU LIKE. Reminder that you can't make Rank 7/8 monsters with Kaijus because you can only control 1 Kaiju at a time. This is also a "Condition", so it can't be negated.

SIDE DECK

• 15x LAVA GOLEM - Because your opponent might have TWO bad things and you can only bounce ONE.

This one isn't as cool as my HERODOLLS SUPER TURBO WTF Build because I mean. It's Yosenjus. Also because Graydlejews seem to be more annoying hype by default. Also because it is 1:10 and I just woke up and felt like sheetposting so low effort since I am half asleep and also because it is 1:10 and I just woke up and felt like sheetposting so low effort since I am half asleep and also because it is 1:10 and I just woke up and felt like sheetposting so low effort since I am half asleep and also WHY STOP AT GRADLES WHEN YOU CAN STUN?!?!?!?!?!????!!11111?

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