I've been seeing a lot of posts here about being kidnapped by Yanderes, and that's pretty neat, but I must sing the praises of a Yandere who's obsessed but respects your autonomy.

I only say this because I imagine if a yandere kidnapped me, or tried to, I would talk her down by speaking my mind, which would be along the lines of "Why keep me in your basement when you could flaunt to the world that I'm yours and your mine?"

Did I mention I want need a yandere in my life?

I posted this in response to the post where the meme is woody saying "so long partner" as text above his head says "my plushie collection." I mean I'd hate to leave those fluffy folks behind, and I'd love to play with them with a yandere. It would be so adorable.

This concludes my exhausted ramblings. Stay yandere out there, folks.