Figured a good quality post could only help!

Me: Phat ass, cute face, belly

Dating apps are exhausting and I wanna fuck. I wanna get eaten out and pounded but not have to worry about STDs. Guys talk a lot but can't seem to back it up. I haven't been fucked right since December.

I don't want a virtual pen pal. Must be willing to meet IRL only!

Only respond if you meet the qualifications and are serious about meeting in person.

What: Exclusive (for health/hygiene reasons) FWB situation to last thru summer. I plan on going back to dating after this post-dick clarity... here's to hoping!

Details: I want to get fucked and eaten out as much as possible thru the summer by YOU. At least twice a week. And maybe some extra fun (things I want to try but haven't)

Qualifications. Must be: • cis male • emotionally and psychologically mature (not looking for frat/fuck boys) • disease free with proof; can reciprocate • relatively attractive and fit enough to engage in a lot of physical activity (I am a thick woman but do workout and if you cannot keep up with me cardio wise, it's pointless) Rule #1 Cardio and bonus points if you get this reference • Respectful, trustworthy, and a decent person I'd want to spread my legs for. The priority for me is sex but it will help if there's mutual respect and some shared interests to make time together enjoyable.

Good at direct communication, logistics, and planning. Can't stress this enough! You have the summer to sexually satiate me so I need someone who has the stamina, the dick, and the motivation to fuck me till I can't walk.

Preferences (but not deal breakers): • someone in a similar situation as me (i.e. doesn't want a roster) • taller than me (I am 5'5" & a half) ;) • over 30 • sense of humor • local or you will always travel - remember, 2x/week at very least

Deal Breakers: • fake, catfish • druggie (I am 420 friendly) • unhygienic (smell, see next bullet) • smoker/chew and i can tell - i don't want to smell or taste that shit

If you've made it this far and believe you are the one, DM me with a description of yourself (height, age, and little about you) and a photo, last STD test date/what you tested for, when your last sexual partner was, and what you're hoping to get out of this. I'll reach out if I think we might be a good fit. I'd prefer we meet first in a neutral, public space for a quick coffee/drink where we can break the ice and see if there's chemistry, then figure out logistics (i.e. sexual compatibility, sexual history, STD check, location, frequency, etc.)

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY! If you're looking for a gloryhole/booty call or an online pen pal, this isn't for you. PLEASE NO DICK PICS, unless I ask for them ;) I'll absolutely send more of me as we chat.