“......so folks will have to remember to pack an extra big appetite before they head down here this weekend.”

The camera cut to Susan, who smiled broadly. “Thanks for that delicious sneak peek Carl. It sounds like fun for the whole family.” She turned as it cut to camera two to include Dan in the shot. “Up next we have a couple who plan to make history. Isn't that right Dan?” Already smiling, Dan answered. “That’s right Susan. Next week, Steven Marsh and Ewan Wright are planning on being the first same sex couple to get married here in the great state of Virginia. We will hear from them after the break.”

“And break!” yelled the floor producer. Dan removed his microphone from his tie as the guests were led on to the set. While looking at their hundred dollar haircuts and trendy well tailored suits, Dan suddenly felt like a dusty relic. He realized he looked like he did his shopping at a ‘Style by Jimmy Swaggart’ super outlet. He decided he wasn't going to made to look the fool by these young upstarts.

He walked briskly to his dressing room. Hanging on his mirror was the suit bag he had brought with him this morning. "Having given themselves over to sexual immorality and gone after strange flesh, are set forth as an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire." David said as he unzipped the bag to reveal his grandfathers 1885 government caliber .30-03 lever action Winchester.