They're in my phone again. Talking to me. My autocomplete just told me "muffins" for no reason. I didn't even push the "m" key first. This is obvious their code to get me to take acid again. Last time was the noodle incident. I don't think I can live through that again.

I'm noticing that I am more "floaty" today, meaning that I'm drifting through frameworks like a prostitute changes condoms. I still think it's the CIA; they have access to Pegasus II and that can be used to plant ideas in my head subliminally. That's why I shaved my balls the other day. But, it's not certain today. Could be the Illuminati, could be aliens, could be Steve from accounting. I swear I'll skin him alive and turn him into a rug if he takes the last cup of coffee again. Happened nine days in the past week! He's clearly working with someone.

Ok, Ok, Ok, just breathe Victoria. You're getting all worked up again and my washing machine can't handle another accident. Alright, get it together, girl. Nothing outside but the squirrelbots. I'm not worried about them; I have a whole stash of peanuts to get lodged in their little gears and that will allow me to toss them via the tail up over that mountain like my dad used to do with his chipmunks that I blamed for eating all the bird food. So, no threats.

No threats right now. Aha, can't trick me that easy! I'm always ready for you ghosts. You lull me into a false sense of security by giving me blowjobs while I sleep, but I learned that wasn't ectoplasm! My mommy told me. I wish she left me some though. I need a solid base for my makeup too!

What even am I doing? I'm flexing my penguin of d00m muscles to make something to test if i can make something good while my hearts not in it. I just don't feel schizoaffective today. Feel normal. Feel like a butter pecan. Just yummy. But, oh yea, the CIA really does fuck with me and they want me to post this as propaganda to develop my ability to shit out posts and hide the truth in plain sight. This is literally my job for which I am paid. You'd think I'd be better at it, yea? The sad fact is that this is good, because none of you will believe it, but it reinforces the idea that the CIA is present on sites like Reddit and actively manipulating its user base. Study system sciences and get with the program, people. Memetics is the real frontier science weeeeee!