I am not a bad writer. I am amazing, accually. I am just bad at being bad. I can't be not perfect, you see? Every character has a part of their creator, and as I am a being of pure light, I can't write villains. Like, I try to make my villain not to help the grandma cross the road, but I couldn't do that. All my villains end up being normal guys that are villains only by title. How do you all write villains? Why I have been cursed by this perfectness?

By the way, I know various styles of writing exist and most of them doesn't need any villains, but I really like to write my D&D-video game-Anime-Star wars mashup with epic villains and so. This will sell billions, of course, if I just weren't so perfect and could write villains properly. Can you do that for me?

Darth Vader, you are my only hope.