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Backstory is just a thing in the past.
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There really is no reason to burden the reader with pointless backstory, just throw it out the window already! Ever since I scrapped the backstory I managed to finish my epic so much more quickly. Here's my entire novel now:

I killed Johnny.

It's so much better without the backstory because I just got to the chase and action. I submitted my novel to Amazon and I would ask you to buy it for only a mere fifty dollars, but I'm feeling generous today, this book's on the house, you're welcome! You ungrateful little shit.

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