When Jason was sitting in Stormwind

I kept on seeing him emote at me while he was teamed with that other druid

Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?

Because he was totally sending me tells all night last night

And I don't know if it's a party invite or not

So... like what do you think?

Did you think that Hunter is pretty?

How did that Hunter even get this raid?

Do you see her?

Her dps is short and that transmog is so tacky

Who uses a Cheetah?

It's not even BC, why does Blizzard have us keep on fighting Gruul?

When we go to break, will I have time to smoke a cigarette?

I really need one

But first,

Let me take a selfie

[Beat drops]

Can you guys help me pick a filter?

I don't know if I should go with Sketch or Death

I wanna look like a Belf

What should my caption be?

I want it to be clever

How about "Raidin' with my bitches, hash tag RAID"

I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes

Do you think I should take it down?

Let me take another selfie

[Beat drops]

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie

What a creep

Is that guy AFK over there?

Yeah, the one next to the girl with no boots on

This is so LFR

That girl is such a keyboard turner

She definitely boosted all her characters

Who raids on Mondays?

OK, let's gooo, Raid

Oh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna DC

Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine

Let's go!

Wait there's no healer in this raid

Do you know anyone else here?

Oh my God, Jason just invited me

Should I go to his garrison with him?

I guess I took a good selfie

Selfie [x8]

Let me take a selfie