To ADIR and Israel, our two amazingly good friends.

ADIR: While we have came to an agreement on a number of things, it is clear that North Africa cannot prevent genocide from happening through its own efforts alone. It is also clear that Israel will not fall just because it has one air base or no jet fuel, due to these war crimes, as long as a Jew remains armed and standing within the region (which will always be the case), North Africa cannot secure peace. With the exception of a second holocaust (which the world will not tolerate), there is no way around this resulting in a clear North African victory, while still preserving the lives of millions more North African soldiers basically being sent into a death trap with few modern equipment and even less logistical capabilities. What can happen is a victory for the Palestinian people that are somehow still living in the Gaza and West Bank regions under this deal, and a cease to throwing your entire armed forces down the gutter. Also feel free to ask RIGS or whatever it's just too complicated dealing with three parties at the same time.

Israel: With Ireland's refusal to let us base out of RAF Akrotiri, the only real jet fighter base in the region that isn't besieged by supply shortages, there wasn't much we could do to halt the killings of Jewish people through directly supporting your cause beyond what we already did for you. We had to cut a deal with ADIR with some humiliating symbolic concessions for the reversal of diplomatic positions regarding the war, in return for the ability to station peacekeeping troops in your occupied lands to replace the war crime commiting North Africans (this agreement came too late). While Israel can't really win this war, we are fully aware that it is willing to fight to the last man and woman to keep it standing, the prevention of which is why we invited you to this talk. You might be able to retain full control of half your country and administrative control over the other half if willing to compromise a little regarding Palestine.

The proposal:

• North African and RIGS forces gradually pull out of occupied Israeli and Palestinian land. This will serve as a DMZ manned by USA and other international troops potentially. Israeli troops gradually pull out of what is left of the West Bank to be added to the DMZ. Several divisions of USA infantry are on standby for this task. This will ensure no more war crimes based on sectarian or ethnic hate within Israel.

• Free, democratic Palestine or whatever in the West Bank and Gaza with right to return, temporarily demilitarized and insured by the DMZ. Pull out of Israeli settlers

• Jerusalem will be turned into an international city ran by Bollywood tycoons, Israelis, and Palestinians in a 1/3 1/3 1/3 split with free right to prayer or something (negotiable).

• USA pledges $10 billion to construct a super tunnel from the West Bank to Gaza for cars and high speed rails to finally connect them.

This allows the Arabs to walk out of the room claiming victory over Palestine, Gaza, and the Holy City while preventing further bloodshed that could leave their armies in a state of absolute disrepair for decades and embroiled in a conflict that truely has no end. This allows Israel to survive as a functional state of sorts. The DMZ neuters the threat of Palestinian militants for the Israelis, and Israeli conventional revenge for the Arabs.

Please don't just say no, the South Asian intern assigned to this deal spent a lot of time on it.

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(Dark Blue: Israeli military and sovereign control, Light Blue: Israeli sovereign and administrative control, Demilitarized, Pink: Independent Palestine, Demilitarized.)