"Hello Denmark. Yesterday, a protesting man that belonged to the Danish Anti-EU Party shot and killed a policewoman in the middle of an Anti-EU protest. The police force was attempting to take peaceful action. After an investigation, we have learned that the man that fired at the policewomen was acting on his own terms, not influenced by his party. I would like to tell Denmark that we've been listening to your screams and would like to announce that by approximately the end of the year, depending on the political landscape, a referendum will be held on leaving the EU. We ask of you, however, to cease protesting. It's for the good of the country. Thank you and God bless Denmark."
The Prime Minister sits down at his desk and lights a cigar.
"Fucking hell. Josh, get me a drink."
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