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[NEWS] Military Polar Bear facility proposed for construction in North Greenland
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Today, Andrew Søndevik, a scientist of the Ministry of Animal Welfare proposed that a Military Polar Bear facility should be built in Northern Greenland. Northern Greenland is a very barren area, with no population besides around 3,5000-4,400 polar bears. "Polar bears have very thick fur that can survive many climates. They can blend into snowy areas, too. They have very thick claws, also, that can easy tear a man apart. Plus, they're scary motherfuckers," the scientist said. "If we build a facility to breed, train, and militarize these polar bears for combat in Northern Greenland, we could build a military like none other."
The Ministry of Defense is currently discussing this proposal.
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