I go to my local enchanters, little mom and pop place, owned by the nicest eldritch abominations you've ever met, joined in eternal carnal chaos for aeons eternal, and the line is out the door.

Literally through the entire cult sanctum, and out the door.

Xarnak the bone eater has a sign nailed to a tree outside that says

"Ẅ̶̩͓͕̳̺̪̙̱́̒͐̎́́̄̀͠e̶̫͚̙̓͊ͅ ̴͕̅̚a̴̛̰͔̻̖̿̔̈́̀͛̀̀̅́̍̔͝r̵̢̦̩̜̳̝͍̠̝̲̃̐͊̄̄́̊̂́̋̋̚͝ẹ̷̯̳͔̾̆ ̶̘̭̠͕̜̬̪͉͑̀͑̇̌̔̐͛̄̍͂͘͝͝͝͝͝s̸͍͗͛͐̀͆͋͋̈́́̀̔̄h̵̫̜͉̘̲͓̮͇̪̥̻͊̽̒̔̈̍̓̀͋́̀̌͋̚̚͜o̴͇̰͈̣͎͚͙̖͈̞͕̫̮̟͍̹̅̽̑̌̓͌̆͘͜r̸̨̖̄̓̿́̃̆̇t̸̢̥̳͖͉̝̲̱̲̠̩͇̱̯̳̋̑̋͘͝-̴̢̡̧̻̼͙̫̺͈̮̠̖͇̿͐̆̉̋̈́̍̐̀̀̾̽̆̉͗̉ŝ̷̨̡̮̝̱͖̗̳̜̟̙̞̾͛̈́̃̓̃̀͛͆́̀̏͝͠t̴͉̺͛̕͝a̶̡͚̥̰͙̯̭̗͎̝̭̙͕̫͐̃͂̾̓͋f̴̲̤̝̤͑̐́̇͊̏̿̉̀̋̾̓͠f̸̛̪͍̳̘̻̀̇́̓͂͘ȩ̸̲͓̱̾̀̐̅̔̈́̑͝͝͝ḑ̶̦͓͔̹͔̜̞̠̗̫̮̪̮̖͑̆͊͜͜.̴̧̯̖̩͇̥̔͆̇̈́̕ͅ ̶̡̨̛̥̫͚̖̫̙̮̙̦̩̠̭͖̯͓͌̽̇̍́̏͌͑̽͛͛͌͛̈́P̸͈̼̪͙͖̱̓̌̑̌̇̆͂̆̂͌͐͝͠l̷̡͓͚̱̲̪͈͂͋̅̋̈́͒è̸̛͖͆̔̑a̴̧̛̲͇͍̞̝̙̔͋̈́̀̕͝͠s̶̨̜̣̞̼̬͙̜͚̖̝̊͒̍̉́͑̈́̆͗̓̚ě̵̡̢̧̺̜͎͖̬̠͖͗̑̂͌͆͘͜ ̷̨̛̠̭͚̖̒̑̈b̴̡̰̳̰̌͌̍̋͋́̐̊̂͊́̂́ḙ̵̛̥͊̈́̉̑͝ ̸̧̡̬͉̈́ͅp̵̘͕͊͋̃͛͒̆̀̏ã̶̡͙̰̮̤̦̭̭͚͓̝̹̈́̋͌͒̆̉́̿̍̋͋͘t̷̨̨̲̫̰͔̻̿̏͒̇̍̐͘͘͠į̵̛̞̯͕̗̩̩͇̂̄̀̋͋̒͋͑̍ë̷̡̧̛̺̬̥̙͚͔̙͙́̐͆͗͆̈̋̕ͅņ̶̟͉̼̜̔͌͂͜͜͜t̸̤̱͎͓̮̣͉̙̄ ̷̛̱̿͐̌̌̐̂͆̍w̴̦̖̓̎͗̀͘į̵̻͕̝͔̤͂̾͂̍ͅt̸̮̫̹͙̹͈̳̒̀̂̂͌̍̕h̴̖̦̬̰̳̞̠̳̭̼̮̟̬͊͠ ̵̩̺̺̼̘̦̬̳͇̬͂̈́̓͌͆̽t̴̥̰͍̗̳͇͚̥̀̔̈́̈̀̈̎͜͜h̵̡̝̺̪͓̞̬͇̩̟̩͍̙̞̀̈́̑̄̀̑̓̎̚͝͠͝ͅe̷̡̖̣̯͍͕̭̠̪̮̖͐̀͒̇͑̇̂̈́́̎̚ ̸̡̹̋͗ş̷̜̝̠͊̀t̶͈̦͈̺͎̻͈̗̠͍̣̾̃̾̒̏́͋̌a̸̛̬͉̱̟̼̖̮͔̳̖͚͇͊͒̂̔͐͑́̈̔̂͜f̸̢̛̳̬̖͚͕̦͕͌͆͝͠ͅf̷͙̦̪͕̩̫̖̂̂̋̍̈̊̀́̈̔̌̐͊̽ͅ ̷͍̔t̷̨̛͎͕͍̫̞̬͎̬̼̘̼̮̠̎̆̾͊͗̏͂̔̕͜͝ͅḩ̶̘͙̼͉̪̝͓͇̖̗̳̇̍̈̋̿̈́̍͛̈̔̒͘̚͘a̴̦͕̮̞̫̙̥͂̓͊͂̃̽̈́̀̃̒́̉͜t̸̢̳̥̺͙͓̥̻̱̪͉͍̫͔̐̌̉̍̒͋̎͘ͅ ̶͓͚̙̼̘̣͔̟̯͈͈̦̌̀͋̽̒̓̓̆́͜͝ď̷̨͓̿̇́̅̽̋͆̇͆ì̴̖̠̓̑̍́̊͛̾͌͗͠ͅd̵̲̘̦̞̫̤̺͕͂̕ ̴̡̬̩̭̲̹͇̖̓̏ͅs̵̜͎̩̦̭̣̰̯͎͒ḩ̴̡̛͈̝͖̥͕̮̼̣̥̂̊̾̀̚͝ͅͅo̸͇͙̣̠͎͓̫̩͙͆̾̋̋w̸̢͕̱̤͚͓̙͙̙̟̭̝̙̺̜̝͊̑̿͗̿̊̌̃̀͗͆̓͒̍̌̚̚ ̶̘̦͕͎͔̌̎̌̔u̸̖̔͐͗̾͘p̶͎̥̱̅̾̽̏̋̽͝.̷̧̜͈̬͖̭̪̩̮͉̞͑͆̒́̈́͠ͅ ̸̨̢͈͆̏̄̍͑N̴̠̎̆̓̒̎̽̅̊͒́͗͒̂̕͘ȍ̵͖̪͉͎̠̼̲͕̀̃̃̒͝b̵̩̟̪͙̜͓̭͕̟͚̂̕ȯ̴̡̧̙̟̩̦̎͒̔̓ḍ̵̌͑͒͒͂̓̌͋̅͗͂́̊̍̕̕͝y̴̢̨̥̙͉͉̻̖̹̠͙̣͎̅̿̓̐̀͂͌̋͋͗͝͠͠͝ ̷̨̛̺̮̱̯̩̈̈̓̄̒̓̌̕͝͝w̴̧̛̭͙̺͔͗̽̏̓̽͋̀̓̈́̋́̕̚̕͝a̶͚̲̞͈͖̮̫̺͉͑̿̾́̇͐̄̊͂̅͠͝ͅņ̵͍́̂̋̌̏̌͒̕͝ṱ̴̛̤͚̻͈̩̰͉͓̲͒̂̂͋͆̅̿̄͑̄̄̉͘͝s̴̢̲͙͓̬͈̥̲̜̙̘͖̬̠̲͊͑̅̆ ̶̘̫̪͇͊͋̔̉͆̃̏͒͌̽t̶̢̡͕̳͈̹̰̩͔͇̰̮̀͊̽͐̄̈́̏̌̃̉̓͜͜ǫ̵̨̥̣̯̪̘̓̃̏̎́̏̀͋͊͜͠ ̶̧̢̛̳̜̣͈̮͔͉͇̮̹̤̞̹̩͓͊̂͗̉͂͂̀̃͑̐͂̂̍͑͘͘ŵ̷̻͇̪̣̪̈́͊́̀̄̽͛͒͐̔̕̚͘͝͝ò̵̡̥̪̥̭̄̃̊̀̄̔͗̐̌̓͘r̵̢̗̱̬̳̮͈̪̤̲̰̗͚̟̲͈̆̉̏̽̓̎͒̋̿͒̄͝͠͝k̵̥̐̒̎͐͋̉̄̎̀̆̏̀̂͘̕ ̶͍͔͙͉̯̪̱̼͚͉̮̬̇̒̈͒̓̑̎̾a̵̙͙̩̥̼̝̻̬̮͉̥͙̬̮̪͗͌̄́̍̎̋̕͜͝n̵̲͍̟͔̗̹̩̝͉͓͚͚̭̤̠̈͆̋̚͜͜y̸̨̧̛̼͉̬͚̖̒̌̊̍m̴̞̼͉̩̏̃ö̵̡͕̤͓͓͈̤́̾̈́͐̈́̄͝r̴͍̩̫̮̂͒͝͝ę̵̨͈̩͉͕͙̜̩̘͖̗̲̖̆̀͛́̃̈̎̆̆͆̾́͆̏̆̎͜.̵̡̫̹̳̬̜̤̆̈́́̌͋̈́̂̓̈́͊͆͑̐̌̓͝͝ͅ"

Just unbelievable, what is the world coming to.