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My wife left me and took half my staff in the divorce
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I know technically wizards aren’t supposed to get married, but gods dammit, what’s the point of having all this power and following the rules?

Anyway, I’m literally half the wizard I was before. What do I do? I can’t even get a woman to look at me anymore. They say size doesn’t matter, but I see the look they give me when they see my half-staff. I can’t even kill myself because I sold my soul to the Dark Gods, who will literally eat me alive every day for the rest of eternity upon death (if only I had actually read their terms and conditions).

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