All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon. In the middle of the road. And he said: "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, And we each said. "Okay." And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be, TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER, OH VALLEY O'PLENTY, O VALLEY O'PLENTY,

When a humble bard Graced a ride along With Geralt of Rivia Along came this song From when the White Wolf fought A silver-tongued devil His army of elves At his hooves did they revel They came after me With masterful deceit Broke down my lute And they kicked in my teeth While the devil’s horns Minced our tender meat And so cried the Witcher He can’t be bleat Toss a coin to your Witcher O’ Valley of Plenty O’ Valley of Plenty O’ Toss a coin to Your Witcher O’ Valley of Plenty At the edge of the world Fight the mighty horde That bashes and breaks you And brings you the morn’ He thrust every elf Far back on the shelf High up on the mountain From whence it came He wiped out your pest Got kicked in his chest He’s a friend of humanity So give him the rest

That’s my epic tale A champion prevailed Defeated the villain Now pour him some ale Toss a coin to your Witcher O’ Valley of Plenty O’ Valley of Plenty O’ Toss a coin to your Witcher And friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher O’ Valley of Plenty O’ Valley of Plenty O’ And friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher O’ Valley of Plenty O’ Valley of Plenty O’ Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity