Not to sound like a terrible sex joke but that really didn’t take very long hehe. After I set this up I found the big old kink list image everyone seems to be using... I have done that. I’m wordy so I’ve just written my own list.

Ooookay... this should be fun.

1 I’m a sub. Now, I’m SOFT sub, and I really need my dom to be more protective and servicing than demanding and mean. That’s why the stuff that comes out of my mouth when I’m doing audios blows my mind so much! It’s not hard Fdom by any stretch, but it’s undeniably Fdom.

2 size difference. Looove feeling small. I’m not small. Well, not particularly anyway, I’m probably text book average height, but I’ve got the shoulders, boobs and hips of the good Welsh peasant stock I hail from. We used to play this game in college when we were drunk where I’d carry progressively bigger and bigger guys on my back up and down the stairs. Funny things seem reasonable when you’re drunk.

Anyway, I want to feel small. Covered. Protected. I want my partner to be perfectly capable of snapping me in two... but he’s sweet and gentle with me and I know I’m perfectly safe with him.

Big big hots.

3 talking. Noise of most kinds a really. I have a brain condition called audio tactile synesthesia, which means I experience sounds as physical sensations in my body. Mostly for me it’s human voices, though some other stuff sets it off too... I’m sure you’re imaginative enough to take a guess at what those god damn growls u/moondancewithme lets out all the time do to my body. Physically do to my body, not just some mental stimulation business...

Talk to me. Growl for me. Moan brokenly for me... I have a theory (untested at this time) that the synesthesia MAY allow me to come without touching myself at all if I just got the right run of sounds.

4 DD/lg Ok... I was not into this one when I got here. I call my actual dad ‘daddy’ so this one felt real weird. I stuck with the audios though because this is a natural place for me to find the kind of soft, caring mdom I’m into.

Turns out you can get used to anything and now it’s a legitimate thing. Like a THING! My fav Daddy is Jim from feelgoodfilth, he tends to have that whole protective thing I’m really into. Plus I saw a video about his geeky tattoos and it was the hottest shit ever! His little cartoon Carl Sagan killed me!

Geek men are hot. This is incontrovertible

I’m still exploring things, which makes me sound way younger than I am. I should probably have come to grips with most of this stuff before now, but hey, better late than never, right?

The more interesting question is, when I’m such a squishy little marshmallow for myself, when I crave being held and protected and covered, is every single audio out of me leaning the other way?

My best guess is my last kink...

5 your pleasure. Nothing is hotter. I want you to feel good. I want you to shiver and tremble and whimper and cum. I want you to feel safe and held together. My biggest kink, the one that seems to over ride everything else most of the time, is knowing I made you feel good.

Have a lovely day my dear one!