Hey girl. I know what you’re here for. I know what makes your fingertips dance inside your panties. You want something exotic and passionate. Your body and mind whisked away into an unforgettable moment of animal lust. Well, have you ever considered getting a mediocre wienin’? I am a middle aged man with average looks. I have a dad bod (now with more ‘dad’!) As far as my appendage, it is minutely above average, thick and has ‘on-camera’ good looks. I am fully prepared to be called a ‘dirty old man’ from this point on. I can promise you this: upon meeting, I will try to say funny things to ease the awkwardness, but it might just be better to get down to business. I will try whatever you like to get in the mood, but again, it might just be best to tend to the matter at hand. It is going to feel great. Always does. However, I give no guarantees on how long it will last. I can’t imagine you will reach your intended goal, and for that I will apologize. Several times. So you aren’t left empty handed, I will most likely offer aid via manual stimulation. Maybe we will give it another shot, but most likely I will apologize, and try to exit the arena of love without showing too much embarrassment.
Why not try a mediocre wienin’ today?
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