"A, fucking shit. So what's your story? You take a wrong turn when you should be at a fucking convention?

"…"

"Whatever. It doesn't fucking matter. Guess I'll just have to fuck your shit up too, huh? Fuck me…

Jacket (Respect Thread) has been tasked to track and kill one Chev Chelios (Respect Thread). After following up a tip he finds the Chev running through West Edmonton Mall. Now these two killers have to fight, run, smash, shoot, and run some more through one of North America's largest shopping malls.

I wonder what WEM's insurance policy looks like?

Rules

• Battle takes place inside West Edmonton Mall, starting around Deep Sea Adventure. For a better sense of where that is, here's a handy map of the first floor of the mall.

• Though there are bystanders, no one is going to try and get involved. Obviously that might be impossible given what these two are like, but nobody's going to play the hero here.

• Both fighters are in character, with no preexisting knowledge of the other.

• Chev is taken as he was from the first Crank, with no feats from its sequel. That means he's suffering from the poison that he was dosed with in the first movie. In addition, we'll be disregarding that feat of him surviving a fall from a helicopter.

• Jacket is using only the default Richard mask.

• Both fighters start off with just a pistol. They'll have to use their surroundings if they want any other weapons. To that end, I should probably mention that there's a shooting range on the second floor above Deep Sea Adventure.