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"Is it recording? Good. Hello, [insert team here]. Welcome to your reckoning, baby!" Can your favorite street-level team outperform The Vindicators?
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Vote_for_Knife_Party is in insert team here
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While blackout drunk, Rick Sanchez has brutally murdered the enemy of your favorite street-level team (or your chosen group of 5 street-level characters) and turned their hideout into a hideous deathtrap for the team. Partially because he's bitter about being roped into an adventure with them, partially because he thinks they're making a big deal out of what should be just a few hours work, and mostly because he's a dick.

The hideout has been converted into an airtight trap, using a combination of whatever tech was left behind and Rick's own advanced gear. Escape may be attempted (especially if it's in character for a team member to try) but it will result in death. Rick is aware of the team and their abilities, and has adjusted the defenses to keep them from leaving.

  • Round One: Rick was drug along on the mission while still blacked out, and his portal gun is sitting on the bathroom sink. Him and Morty are stuck in the deathtrap with the team, and can not escape. He has no particular insight into what Blacked-Out Rick was thinking, and will defend himself and Morty if attacked. Morty has deep insight into what Blacked-Out Rick would do, and is willing to help (assuming the team is willing to listen to "the special needs kid they do photo ops with"
  • Round Two: Heavily Sloshed Rick had the foresight to strap his portal gun to a lanyard before becoming Blacked-Out Rick. Rick and Morty portal out as soon as the doors slam shut, and are inaccessible for the rest of the challenges

All characters are in-character. How many make it out alive, and how do the others die?

  • Challenge One: The team is challenged to match up their portraits with a short descriptor, and threatened with death if they get it wrong. Spoiler
  • Challenge Two: The team is presented with a detailed map of the galaxy and told to "pick the location you'll never hear them even mention, because to fight darkness is to fight yourself". Spoiler
  • Challenge Three: The team needs to make five free-throws in five minutes or the planet will be destroyed by a neutrino bomb. There is no penalty for missing a shot, or using their powers so long as their feet stay planted behind the line. Spoiler
  • Challenge Four: The team is told to place "the only thing Rick values about the team" on a platform. An incorrect answer will result in the destruction of the solar system, because Blacked-Out Rick eyeballed the neutrino bombs on this one. Spoiler

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