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Krombopulos Michael Survives Morty Crashing the Car on Him, and Wants Payback
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"If Krombopulos Michael wants someone dead, there's not a lot anyone can do to stop him." -Rick Sanchez

"Oh, boy! Here I go killing again!" -Krombopulos Michael

After several months in traction followed by several months of physical therapy, Krombopulos Michael walks out of the hospital looking for some revenge. How well does he do against Grandpa Rick?

Fight Parameters:

  • Michael bears no ill will towards Morty. It was Rick who betrayed his trust, and it was his car that did the damage; he has no qualms about smoking Morty, any other members of the Smith family, or anyone else who gets in the way, but he won't go out of his way to do it. Additionally, he suffers no long-term ill effects from the accident.
  • Rick doesn't know Micheal is alive, and if he still has a dead man's business card, it's balancing a counter leg in the garage.
  • The attack happens at a time and place of Michael's choosing, though his prep time is capped at six months.

Round One: Michael wants to feel Rick's spine snap. He can use any available gear to make his approach, but the kill must be with bare hands.

Round Two: Rick's too dangerous for showboating. Michael gets his choice of whatever weapons he can acquire during his preparation.

Bonus Round: Seal Team Ricks is going to be damned if some bug is beating them to the kill. Their strike goes down in 72 hours. Can Michael get his revenge?

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