Swing You Sinners! is a Fleischer Studios cartoon surprisingly made before LSD. It's about a dog named Bimbo stealing a chicken, running from a cop, and ending up in a nightmarish graveyard trying to kill him for his crimes.

Due to the unusual nature of the graveyard, I'm going to guess the rules it operates on:

• Once the victim enters the cave, that's it. They're dead. No escape.

• The ghosts and other mosters can hurt the victim, but seem more concerned about scaring them and getting them into the cave.

• Before trying to kill them, the monsters will berate the victim of their sins.

• The graveyard regularly bends reality and summons monsters to chase after the victim. The longer the victim stays, the more powerful the reality bending gets.

• For the sake of the challenge, our victims can't leave the graveyard. They can try all they want, but something will keep them back (the wall growing taller, the other side is just more graveyard, etc). Therefore, it's only a matter of time to when they go inside the cave.

• The graveyard favours ghosts as it's main monster.

• You can kill individual monsters if you're strong enough, but more will take their place later.

As for the villains (links to their wiki pages, so mind spoilers):

• Bowser

• Gaston

• Eric Cartman

• Li'l Gideon

They have any equiptment you think will better their chances of survival (provided they've actually used it before, of course). They are all sent to separate graveyards, so they won't meet or sabotage each other. None of them even know they're in a competition, they only try to survive out of the will to live. The timer starts as soon as the keyhole eats the key.

Who lasts the longest in the graveyard? How long do they last? Who dies first?