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A full grown grizzly bear vs One thousand living gummi bears
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A gummi bear factory's owner's father was killed by grizzly bears when the owner was a kid, so he swore vengance on the grizzlies. Now that he's in a position of power, he steals exactly one thousand gummi bears from his factory and sends them to a secret testing facility.

The facility sucsessfully manages to bring the gummi bears to life, with the abilities to move, see, hear, and feel like normal grizzly bears. However they remain not very agile, and they have to waddle or leap everywhere (They're sticky enough to cling onto surfaces if need be). The facility offered the factory owner some better mobility, but due to the factory owner's ouchyboobooitis, he can only live for the next week, and wishes to have the grizzlies that ate his parents killed before he dies. The facility agrees to fly the gummi bears into a nearby forest and release them over the grizzly bears, where they'll begin attacking.

Little did any of them know that the grizzlies that killed the factory owner's parents have been dead for years, and the facility ended up dropping them on an innocent grizzly bear named Earl. Thankfully, Earl was told by the Council Of Bears that there may be an attack on all of grizzly kind, so he's at least somewhat ready when it happens.

The gummi bears can communicate telepathicly, and have no moral compass outside of kill grizzly bears. Breaking them in any way that would kill a human kills them (decapitation or tearing out the heart, for instance). All the other grizzly bears are busy at a rock and roll concert, so Earl is completely alone. Earl wins if all the gummi bears are killed or incapitated. The gummi bears win when Earl is killed.

Round 1 - The gummi bears are dropped at midday.

Round 2 - The gummi bears are dropped at midnight.

Round 3 - The gummi bears are dropped at midday, but nowhere near Earl. They know where he is, however, and decide to sneak attack him. Back at the grizzly bear city, Earl sees the decapitated corpses of the entire grizzly population. He decides that gummi bears must have done this, so he watches instructional videos on Youtube to learn kung-fu. He's a black belt by the time the gummi bears arrive.

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