Who?

Haven't seen him pop up here yet, so I figured I might give this one a shot. For those who don't know, Battlefield Friends is a Youtube animated series that acts as a parody of the Battlefield multiplayer. The characters are all players in control of in-game avatars, however the avatars display unusual traits or are capable of things not normally possible during gameplay, The Colonel in particular taking this to an extreme. Who's a good matchup against him?

Round 1 - Takes place in a BF3 Conquest multiplayer match of your choice, the Colonel obviously has everything unlocked. He's on the US team while your character is with the Russians (not that I'd imagine it makes a huge difference). They can coordinate with their team just like any other player can. If they die though, it's for good.

Round 2 - Now we're in BF4, same deal.

Round 3 - Hardline as well, might as well.

Bonus - Any BF game, and Colonel has this team supporting him.