The Reason

Guess who just watched Deadpool last night? This guy! And as expected, it was fucking awesome! So why not celebrate by doing the most sensible thing you could possibly do in this situation: take a psychotic, overly powered character and dump even more powers on top of that!

Now, where to choose from? Who's a character, that I, Maggruber, have a decent amount of knowledge on so that I can throw their abilities and equipment into the Pool? Hmm...

Fuck it, you know where I'm going with this, let's make Wade into a Spartan while we're at it. He already seems to like UNSC stuff anyway.

Let's get to it then, shall we?

Augments

No Spartan is complete without an array of biological augmentations that enhance their innate abilities to inhuman extremes. Now, you might argue DP already surpasses Spartans in physicality, thus making the augments pointless, and his regeneration might as well make the procedures not even work in the first place. Well I'd recommend taking that pole out your butt before proceeding, because we're going max wank here.

As a result of his augmentations, Wade will be double his normal strength, roughly twice as fast in terms of running speed, his reaction times cut down to a fifth of the norm at base level, his eyesight and hearing will be tremendously enhanced, and now has the fabled *U N B R E A K A B L E B O N E S.

^{*not actually unbreakable}

Equipment

Deadpool is known to carry an assortment of outrageous weapons, gadgets, and the like on his adventures. Let's kick it up a notch by giving him his own set of MJOLNIR, custom fitted to meet all of his Deadpooly needs (feel free to link any artistic depictions you guys may have ;D).

The main buffs he get out of this are a multiplication of his speed and strength, his reaction times cut down even further, massive durability increase, sensors for days, thrusters/overall mobility boost, and he gets to look fucking awesome. Go ahead and give him a duffle bag full of UNSC guns and ammo, too.

TL;DR: Deadpool is a Spartan now.

Scenarios

Round 1: Movie Deadpool after he escapes the mutant factory. How fucked is Francis?

Round 2: Movie Deadpool vs. Origins Deadpool. Can he defeat the gross perversion of himself?

Round 3: 616 DP. Who is the strongest he can beat that he couldn't before?

Bonus: Deadpool takes Master Chief's place. How boned is everyone involved?

P.S. I've been experimenting with RES, so tell me what you guys think of the formatting. Fancy right?