The Joker has been taken into custody by the Gotham PD, and is being transported from the municipal courthouse to Arkham Asylum. Crowds of people are present to spectate the event, with officers in riot gear struggling to keep the line as Commissioner Gordon walks the clown, restrained and in a bulletproof vest, to an armored car. With every news crew in the city having their cameras rolling, half the planet watch as one of the world's most notorious criminals is one again escorted into confinement, hoping that someone finally puts an end to this madness.

Who can make Batman swoop in, tear off his cowl, and say "I'm Bruce Wayne, and I'm going to Disneyland!" in front of everyone?

Round 1: 30 minutes before the event

Round 2: One day before the event

Round 3: A year before the event

Bonus: Without a time constraint, who can make Batman do the same, but also kill the Joker on live television immediately after?