Blackbeard and Dracula go door to door across the globe asking if anyone wants to buy girl scout cookies. Whoever sells the most wins.

• A single box of 12 chocolate chip cookies costs €3. I can't say how much that is in countries outside of the eurozone, but that's why we have the internet.

• They both have a container that summons infinite boxes of cookies. People may buy more than one.

• Yes, they are going across the globe. As long as they have a door, they can be asked. Keep in mind it isn't always 10 in the morning, so they might have to wait until they start selling again.

• Blackbeard travels countries by his personal ship (and crew) and Dracula just turns into a bat and flies.

• Dracula gets a parasol to protect him from the sun.

• Both may kill each other, but they will respawn in an hour. Neither one can die by starvation or disease.

• They can only offer their cookies once per door. If the person who answers the door denies a cookie, neither one can knock on the door again. If a house has multiple doors, they get multiple tries. If no one answers, they can try again later. Malls and schools and the likes also count.

• They just know which doors have been answered and are off limits. They also just know how many doors in any given country are left to sell cookies. Don't ask how.

• Each sold box of cookies gives them 1 point. Each innocent person they kill takes away 5 points. If they kill someone to stop a robbery or something, it doesn't detract points, but I doubt either of them are that morally conscious.

• They may wear different costumes if it helps them fit in.

• When every door has been offered cookies, the game is over and the points are tallied.