A Journalist in Dimmsdale who opposed the current President of the United States has been murdered. Witnesses claim an African American Youth with a Green Armband with a Triangular Eye on it shot him. The man left behind his receipt from Gamestop, at which he bought Far Cry 3, GTA 5, and Call of Duty, all two weeks ago. When arrested, the youth is taken out by a Sniper before he can talk to the police. After helping capture the youth, Mr. Dinkleberg ends up getting a promotion that Timmy's Dad would have gotten otherwise.

Who Does the collective power of the internet conspire around to pin the murder on? Timmy's Dad is Debate-lusted.