An epic battle for the ages is set to take place. Which combatant comes out on top?

Round 1: Normal levels of rage, hand to hand combat.

Round 2: Both combatants bloodlusted, Judge Trudy can use her gavel, Steven can use his shield.

Round 3: Same as before, but Judge Trudy has the aid of the dancing lobsters, and Steven has the aid of the Crystal Gems. The supporting cast only acts in defense, and does not attack on their own.

Round 4: Dancing lobsters and Crystal Gems can attack. Bloodlust still in play.

Bonus: Steven has to defend himself against a class action lawsuit from the residents of Beach City in Judge Trudy's courtroom. They are suing him for massive property damage, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and littering.