Every FOSS and language mascot (e.g. the Hadoop elephant, Rust crab, Kubernetes wheel) comes to life...

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Every FOSS and language mascot (e.g. the Hadoop elephant, Rust crab, Kubernetes wheel) comes to life in a battle royale of might. Which mascot will rise to the top?

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See title. If there is no official mascot, but there is a logo, then feel free to substitute in the logo. If the resultant mascot is a letter, assume it bounces along the ground like a slime.

R1: The battle royale is free-for-all.

R2: All mascots are teamed up by decade of invention. For example, FORTRAN (1957) and COBOL (1959) will team up against MySQL and Apache (1995)

R3: All mascots are teamed against each other by utility. All programming language mascots and logos, for example, will square off against relational databases, memory stores, and OS kernels.

R4: Each mascot is debuffed proportionally to its popularity. For example, the C logo will be more susceptible to damage while FORTRAN's might enjoy a hefty boon to damage and agility.

Bonus round: Can the United States military successfully kill every mascot, or are there some god-level contenders that can disappear the observable universe in a Planck unit of time?

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