"Okay, you c**ts. Let's see what you can do."

Featuring: Hit-Girl

Hit-Girl, real name Mindy McCready, is a young but extremely violent vigilante and a close ally to the first Kick-Ass, Dave Lizewski. Raised by her father, a self-styled superhero operating under the alias 'Big Daddy', Mindy was taught from a very young age to fight and kill with the end goal of avenging her mother, who'd been killed by the mob when she was a baby to send a message to her honest cop father.

Or at least, that was Big Daddy's story. In reality, her mother was fine, the mob had no idea who they were, and her comic-book nerd father had just kidnapped her and run off when she was an infant because he thought being a father-daughter superhero team would be awesome. Mindy was reunited with her mother and sent to a normal school after her father finally bit off more than he could chew, but it turns out that raising someone from infancy to be the next Punisher can cause them to have a hard time fitting in in normal society.

Hit-Girl returned to the vigilante life with a vengeance, teaming up with Kick-Ass one last time to hit a meeting between major crime families and wipe out the lot of them. With her job finally done, she left New York for good and set out to travel the world, massacring whatever criminals had the misfortune of crossing her path on the way.

Hover over a feat to see the source. For more feats, check out Hit-Girl's full Respect Thread.

Combat

Swords

• Dismembers several gangsters
• Impales a man to use as a human shield
• Cuts down some assassins
• Embeds a katana in stone

Pistols

• Grabs an enemy's gun and uses it to take out the gangsters surrounding her
• Kills four men before any can react
• Headshots three bikers in a motorcycle chase
• Uses smoke as cover to gun down several gangsters

Unarmed Combat & Improvised Weaponry

• Shatters a man's pelvis with a punch
• Plucks a man's eyes out, then rips another man's tongue out
• Breaks off a chair leg and stabs a man through the throat with it
• Throws a crutch through someone's eye

Durability

Hit-Girl's costume is made of kevlar, and generally bullet resistant, although her limbs appear to be less protected and have been pierced by bullets in the past.

• Her father shot her in a bulletproof vest to get her used to the feeling of taking bullets
• Is shot several times and knocked through an upstairs window and just climbs back up and massacres the goons that did it
• Takes several blows to the head from a meat hammer
• Smacked around and punched through a storefront window by Mother Russia with brass knuckles
• Gets sent flying by an explosion when out of costume and responds by stealing a gun, grabbing onto a fleeing vehicle and killing those responsible
• Falls into a frozen river, climbs out, gets immediately caught in a beartrap in the snow, and stays there for 24 hours

Speed & Agility

• Moves her head out of the way of a gunshot
• Pulls her legs up in time to avoid a bullet while hanging off the side of a speeding van
• Charges some gunmen
• Runs out of the way of minigun fire
• Climbs on to a passing train while lying on the tracks, then climbs to the top and jumps to a bridge within fifteen seconds
• Escapes from a truck being shot to pieces and leaves a bomb without being seen

Other Feats

• In addition to her swords and pistols, Hit-Girl's standard kit includes a flamethrower, shuriken, smoke bombs and a vial of 'Condition Red', a chemical compound that supposedly gives her the strength of ten men which she keeps for emergencies. Kick-Ass is pretty sure it's just cocaine
• Hit-Girl is a skilled escape artist, routinely escaping handcuffs, even when bound, drugged and dragging another person from inside a sinking car
• Talked a hitman into turning onto his allies by threatening his brother
• Pickpockets a man's cigarettes from the other side of a locked door
• It is a really bad idea to try and bully Mindy McCready

Using Hit-Girl on WhoWouldWin

Hit-Girl is a fairly straightforward street tier fighter, and pitting her up against other such characters as is should work just fine. About the only thing to keep in mind is whether or not you want her limited to her standard loadout or her full kit (as seen in her RT!).

She also makes a habit of raiding gang headquarters to take out their leaders. Letting her gear up with her full arsenal and seeing if she can pull it off against some other mob bosses and their organisations could be an interesting challenge. Does Hit-Girl have what it takes to take down Lincoln Clay? John Marcone? Two-Face?

If only there was a place to ask those questions.