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Wholesome Sexy Life Hack: intentionally lazy blow jobs
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My bf and I have been dating for two years and typically have a VERY ACTIVE sex life. I’m talking 4-6 nights per week and sometimes multiple times a day. We explore A LOT, and are very content. But you know, we are human and can’t perform at 💯 100% of the time. So last night was a nice change of pace.

With that as the background… here’s my wholesome sex story.

So last night both my bf and I were both too tired for our typical sexy time sessions, so we had decided that we would just cuddle on the couch.

So there we were on the couch, he was sitting and I was resting my head on his lap. We both were on our respective phones reading news or playing games. I was gently caressing him on the outside of his jeans. I was still tired, but I found myself wanting to put his member in my mouth, but I didn’t want to do any work.

So I sat up, and said, “I have a weird proposition for you. I am feeling both lazy and horny. Can I give you a low-effort, no expectations blow job?”

He said, “of course!”

I replied, “I need to make it clear that I’m not going to try to make you climax. I just want to keep watching this movie on Netflix but I want you cock in my mouth while I watch the movie. So you have no obligation or pressure to get hard or to cum. It’s just a lazy blow job. Is that okay?”

He again replied, “of course!”

So that’s what I did. I had his cock in my mouth while I watch a true crime documentary on Netflix. Sometimes his cock got hard, sometimes it was complete flaccid, but it was mostly just a semi.

We eventually moved to the bed, where the lazy bj continued. Eventually my bf fell asleep. I finished the movie with his cock in my mouth, then I went to sleep.

This morning, he told me how lovely it was to fall asleep with his cock in my mouth. It was something he never experienced before and that he really enjoyed it and would be happy to do it again whenever I wanted.

So there you go. That’s my life hack. I recommend giving it a try.

It was nice to have a low-stakes, minimal effort, no obligations or expectations sexy time.

Okay that’s all.

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