When I say magical bank account I mean something like in a game an item box stuffed full of money that you can transfer into your normal bank account. You woke up to a little sign that says “bank” like in VR games and you click on it visually and see that money and has options to transfer or cash out. You can also tell it to hide so it’s not in the way of your vision and you can say “bank” for it come back.

What I would do if I had that... just to say I’d put aside 100trillion to never touch in case I somehow become broke. 1) I would sent up a dropshipping shop and sell/buy my stuff in a cycle and promote it to create buzz 🐝 once that is successful I can start spending that money less suspicious. Sudden wealth like that can raise eyebrows of unwanted attention. The items I bought I’d just give it as gifts and send to random address anonymously to appear legit where my sudden wealth is coming from. Be less then $2 million to get popular.

2) I have small debt so it would be paid off. And slowly pay off everyone I love and care for debts paid off. ( like in 2 years paid off ) that probably be less then $3-5 million

3) I’d create multi-business and buy shares in big companies to appear that my wealth is growing bigger. With my companies I would pay my employees well such managers 100k-200k a year (depends on their level), workers would be paid $15 bucks more then minimum wage. I always dream to open restaurants like AYCE KBBQ 🍖 and seafood Cajun like kickin’ crab 🦀 worldwide. I would open fashion stores and etc. I’d also owe a livestock farm/ seas food farm and let them free range raising them to be as good as waygu or kobe. They would live very peaceful and pass away peacefully. This will probably cost over $200 million - $1 billion

4) I would finally be able to give my family and friends $1mil a year and cover their gift taxes so they keep that exact amount. For everyone I love that would cost me $2.5 billion ( only 25 people I care about are in my life including family ).

5) I would hire a health trainer and weight-surgery to get healthy weight and find best skin/ beauty doctors in the world to make me perfect! Get the best products for beauty care. Literally would owe a new fancy makeup editions every month even fashion styles too. I want to look bougie and hot.

6) Start a charity to create surplus of home communities for the homeless, setup a program to help start their life for the better. The program would be set on 2 year contract of them self improving. If they want the low/free housing they must do the following steps in the program such as rehabilitation for addiction of all types, psychic check up, drug test randomly, go their choice of personal therapy or group therapy everyday for an hour, will take on a 4/hr cleaning job ( picking up trash to help the environment) be paid $min. wage for that, participate in the community, the 2nd year they would have temporary jobs to help them adjust to working again, and show signs of real improvements. If they break any rules more then 3 times they will be evicted. If they are ready to take on the world they will get a job placement help to get started. There would be a soup kitchen and low cost small grocery store in these communities. I would do this worldwide. Through donations and my anonymous donations would fund this maybe $500 mill- $1 trill would cost me.

7) I would hire a team to help me build clean water systems for the poor countries and make more advertising in solar power panels in every home even renting homes! I would also want to invest in Tesla to make a car that runs on solar power and at night there would be more free charging stations(more then now) worldwide. Costing me $1-3till.

8) I would travel and pay for my friends and family travel if they come with me. Enjoy the world over and over and experiencing everything from high end to humble local places.

9) When I buy land and build an amazing property house with 10bds/11.5baths with a large servant living quarters at least 14 rooms with a small en-suite and kitchenette. I would also have 24/7 3 live-in massage therapist and pay them $200k each every year. I would have 3 to cover each other shifts ( cuz I know everyone has a life) and days so I will always have her/him at my command at all times. I love to be scratched and rubbed like a cat of dog pretty being petted feels heavenly! Plus that kind of money their earning they would happily do it and never work anywhere else! They get free housing in a beautiful home, free travel, company car to borrow, and food made by personal chefs. I would have 4 maids, 1 butlers, 2 chefs, 3 massage therapists, 2gardeners/groundskeeper, 1 security guard for the night shift and 1 pool cleaner would live there. Only the massage therapist gets full benefits I listed. Everyone else would get standard benefits and pay between 50k-100k average hours since they aren’t needed 24/7 with me at all times even if I don’t need them they have to follow me everywhere incase I need a good petting! Sounds weird I know but it’s what I enjoy! This would cost me upfront $100 mill then $1-$3 mill each year. Other servants not listed would have to drive to my house. ( don’t know who else rich people hire for maybe more security from a company for the day)

10) I’d adopt 5-6 kids ( baby or teens)to raise as my own and give them the best education and love they deserve. I wouldn’t spoil them a lot to prevent a spoiled entitled brat. If I don’t find love ( most likely won’t sue to having so much money) I’d also get artificially get pregnant and hire surrogate woman to have two kids on my own blood. Money would still be split evenly but my own blood just something I naturally want. Each of my kid would have an very highly trained bodyguard with extensive background check watching form a safe distance to prevent kidnapping. They may hate being stalked but at least they would get kidnapped or murdered. This would cost the most $ 100-500 trillion total why because I want the best loyal guard and my kids saving waiting for them at 18 yrs old. I’d hire a good nanny too but I would spend almost all my time with them nanny would just help me with what I need.

11) I would buy property everywhere and have middle level to high end class apartments to rent out and earn a great income from that. Buy shares to own parts of hotels I like. Every apartment I own will have one room reserved for me so I can sue to be in every city/country anytime I want or friends/ family can use. $200trill

12) I would lazy around like crazy watching tv, eat, sleep, small workouts,and games! I don’t care about parties or clubbing a lot. I would only go out for fun or work-business related if the managers I hire are having trouble. I’d also buy clothes a lot and donate clothes I don’t use or tired of all the time. Only when my kids aren’t home cuz it’s be my small freedom window. I’d adopt a lot of dogs since I’d have a big yard for them and cats realistically I’d have 4 dogs and 3 cats at a time and foster 2 of each at time until their adopted. $500k- $1 million would even the cost for this for supplies and pet mini houses outside and a huge cat outdoor cage to explore the whole backyard safety and connects to the house.

Tbh I wouldn’t know what’s left over at this point. I wouldn’t want to break the economy so I wonder if my way of a slow-ish start would keep that from happening. I wouldn’t randomly donate money to individuals to not break the economy. At my death bed with top best trusted lawyers to ensure my will goes to my family and friends of families to be split expect the house I built to stay in the family forever. If I have left money in my “bank” box besides money I earned I would transfer all of it to my kids, nieces, nephews, and grandchildren’s back accounts before I die. I would imagine I die at a private island with all my best friends( been friends over 18 years and still going) as we waste away there. We had few talks about wants to grow old together and die together ( at least around the same year ) we’re all same age.

So that was long but what would you do! I will read it all even if it’s longer then mine! I love asking stuff like this! Thanks! Sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes!