Hey guys! I told a snippet of this story over on r/AmITheAsshole and a couple people showed a lot of interest in it and in me typing the full story! u/heebersbajeebers recommended I posted it on here. Sooooo here we go! There’s key players in this story: Myself, female 24, Debbie Drama, Mrs Drama (her mom), Betty the Bride, Gary the Groom, and Groom’s Dad.

Okay so the story starts in middle school. Myself, Betty, and Debbie were close friends. Then around summer before eighth grade, her and I have a bad falling out. Then right before freshman year, Debbie and Betty develop a catty relationship. One month they’re talking, next month they’re not talking, this went on till about junior year I believe when they finally ended their friendship. Around senior year, Mrs Drama and Groom’s dad got married! He had a son who was a college sophomore and lived away at school named Gary.

Fast forward a couple years Gary and Betty meet away at school. Second Christmas as a couple, Gary brings Betty home to meet the family and guess who’s there but Debbie Drama!Betty and Debbie play nice nice. A few years down the line, B&G get engaged but want to wait till B finishes school.

She finishes and graduates and finds out she’s pregnant! They plan an awesome wedding. Gary has 5 groomsmen, she has 4 so Mrs. Drama suggests making Debbie a bridesmaid, jokingly but there was an implication. So Betty does it as a sign on good faith to her new in-laws. Her sister who is 12 years older than her was the maid of honor and not quite the partying type so the rest of us 4 decided to take on the responsibility of planning the bridal shower and bachelorette party. We planned a beautiful bridal shower in which Debbie took on little to no responsibility. Debbie is a bartender and showed up late and hungover to the bridal shower. Typical Debbie. We all agreed that instead of a raucous weekend trip for her bachelorette party like the boys were doing, we’d go to brunch then go to the spa after in which the bride volunteered to be DD. Then plan an epic girls trip after baby was born. Okay cool.

Spa/brunch day comes, and we get up get dressed up to go to brunch at this ritzy restaurant for brunch. Definitely more of than your typical casual mom and pop brunch or your rowdy college brunch, this restaurant had a good reputation. Debbie showed up in yoga pats and an athletic t-shirt. Strike one. Betty had agreed to drive so we could have a couple drinks, it was 2 for 1 bottles of champagne. Debbie ordered a whole bottle of champagne for herself to drink and then was acting even more innappropriate as she got drunker.

At one point, she asked Betty how the sex was and how her step brother’s package looked and made a comment about how Betty should be happy that she never tried the “step-sister porn” thing on Gary. STRRRRRIKEEEEE 2. Then, Betty called her out on how fucking creepy she was being and that she couldn’t go to the spa with us. Debbie had a tantrum in the middle of this nice restaurant and our party get asked to leave. Debbie’s boyfriend picks her up. That's the last of Debbie for a while.

THE WEDDING WEEKEND

Its time for the wedding weekend. We all go to the venue. Gorgeous location, b&b right by the vineyard where the location was taking place. The entire weekend was courtesy of B&G, the only thing we paid for was like dinner and drinks, aside for the rehearsal dinner that they paid for. So it’s safe to say, they shelled out beaucoup bucks for this because its, bride’s mom and dad, both sets of groom’s mom and dad, all ten of us and their plus one, minus one who didn’t bring a plus one.

Friday we settle in and go out to dinner. It’s a wine pairing dinner in cute area. Saturday, we do a little wine tour, stomp some grapes, yada da. Both of these were scenic and beautiful. So fast forward to the day of the wedding. The prep and everything go off without a hitch. There’s the ceremony, cocktail hours, dinner, then speeches. Best man, maid of honor make speeches. Bride’s mom makes speech, groom’s mom makes speech. Then Debbie’s Douche grabs mic, everyone looks confused. Pops the question, she dramatically says yes. Awkward pause. After speeches, bride has a pow wow in which she tells us she’s pissed at Debbie and Douche. DJ asks us if they’re about to cut the cake, she says yes but they have to find the photographer. Turns out he’s outside doing a little photoshoot with Debbie and Debbie’s boyfriend. She was livid. An angry pregnant rage ball.

She ripped Debbie and her boyfriend a new asshole. Debbie’s response was “You know, if you were a true friend and not a selfish C U Next Tuesday then you’d be flattered and proud that we all got to share this day.” Gary Groom put his foot down and told them to leave right away. Huge tantrum, and she leaves. The bachelorette getaway got canceled due to COVID-19. Debbie and bride still have not spoken since.

Thats the story, I hope you all liked it!