Here are mine: NFA I'm losing money every day.

Trump wins

• Long volatility: vix calls because tariffs, gov spending cuts, and basically just a whole lot of uncertainties to be priced in.
• Short Fast food and healthcare: RFK's Make America Healthy Again plans means less money spend on healtcare in the next decades, less profits on unhealty food, think regulations on HFCS , generic meds alternatives, lawsuits, etc.
• Long Israel Stocks: Republicans should be shamelessly supportive of Israel, from last Trump's statement
• Short Energy: USA oil production shall be increased as promised to alleviate consumer prices.
• Long anything Musk (space stocks included): Like he said he went all-in, so $TSLA and $RDW MDA UFO
• Short DJT after initial pump: Trump might be forced to sell or to freeze his participation in his own social media, unusual situation.

Dems wins

• Long Defense: Yup, nothing changes here, just missing Taiwan and its basicaly ww3
• Long gold: Might be a bit late, but longing anything that hedges against monetary expansion might sounds like a decent bet.
• Short Tesla: Musk is litterally fucked, market could look to inflict him pain on his only public venture.
• Long A-STS and RKLB: Space stocks directly competing with SpaceX could get some love.
• Long every big gov contractors: Crisis adverted, no DOGE to drastically cut gov spending.

This is for crayon eaters only, if yall quants wanna roast me you are welcome to do so