Virgin talk

I'll start off by saying that I don't think there's anything wrong with being a virgin and I don't wish to offend any virgins who happen to be reading this. But personally I kinda like engaging in self-humiliation on the subject and being teased by girls for it.

I'm in a weird place where I've had several girlfriends (albeit mostly LDRs) and been in a few kink dynamics but I've just never gone all the way with someone. As you may gather then I'm not in a rush to lose my v-card or whatever. I don't care about that stuff.

That and I've never been interested in vanilla sex. I'm attracted very much to the unorthodox, whereas doing something the same or similar way as everybody else is aggressively unexciting to me. I sometimes wish I wasn't such a pretentious hipster, but I assure you it is an involuntary state.

Other jazz

I am a clown. I'm fond of making posts on my main where I willingly alienate >99% of people in pursuit of winning the heart of one individual who congratulates me on my artistic brilliance moments before it's removed by the moderation team. That's what I'm doing here as well: most of you have long-since given up on finding anything worthwhile buried in this amorphous drivel. For those clinging on, the pain is long but over. This post isn't finished either.

To quickly cover some criteria for this sub, I am on the low side of average BMI (I don't know it exactly), and my height is 5"11 or 180cm. In terms of looks, think washed up 2005 sceneboy.

As half-mentioned in the title, I am a kinky switch and looking for the same. I find other types of romantic relationships unfulfilling in the long-term, unfortunately - yet another stumbling block in losing that damn v-card.

My ideal SO would be someone who I can discuss a tonne of different subjects with, beyond my virginity even. I love discussions on ethics, religion, and whether you rate this dolphin costume guy I found while browsing furrypedia.

I would go on but I think I have spent sufficient time curating a post for virginr4r; I will probably go and do something more productive now like arrange the cards on my desk to make a chicken.

As a virgin my social life is pretty hectic so reaching me is no easy task. Get your messages in a soon as possible or risk getting lost in a sea of thirst.