As title says, I'm a 24 year old virgin. Reasons why are I'm pretty introverted and struggle making friends, nevermind girlfriends or any romantic relationships. I've tried online dating and it's absolutely useless for me, I'm lucky if I get a match, so I've resorted to this to let out all these years of repressed sexual energy.

I'm an OK looking guy and am about average weight, around 5 ft 10, and have brown hair. I'm about average size down their too and it should be noted here that I'm a pretty hairy bloke all over too, so if that's not your thing, don't bother.

I live in the East Midlands, so prefer someone near by, but I don't mind travelling if needs be, strictly in the UK though. I'm also not interested in paying to have my first time either, otherwise I'd get an escort. I can't really host, so hope you can or we can go half and half on a hotel.

In terms of who I'm looking for, I don't mind what you look like, just no one massively overweight (like Jabba the Hutt size) or tall (over 6ft) but even then, beggars can't be choosers, so I'm open to anyone tbh, as long as you're 18 plus and have no stds or anything. Someone else who's a virgin would be preferable, but that's unrealistic, so I'm open to any experience level (any milfs out there who want to teach a newbie?)

Of course we'll have to exchange pics to see if we're into each other and I'll need you to prove your legit by taking a selfie with today's date/reddit username on a piece of paper or something (I'll do one too)

If this goes well, maybe it could be a regular thing fwb situation, I'm open to a relationship too if we like each other, but if it's a one time deal, that's cool with me too.

I'm not expecting any genuine responses but I'm so desperate and touch starved, here I am :)

If you read all this, add a James Bond film title to your message :)