I find the absence of any sort of secret sex cult in my life to be glaring. We could have hand signs and secret hobo codes and contests and charitable events where we have sex with people. We'd all be happy and relaxed all the time and everyone would wonder. We could operate clandestinely, influence politics and local events.
We should start a secret sex cult. We'll have to develop a rigorous screening process. We could make outfits. It could be intersectional and reach out to other groups: on the third Tuesday of the month, we have sex with the local pagan hippie commune. We could spread joy by fucking people who do not conform to popular beauty standards, and who have a hard time getting laid. We could open a deli and...wait, wrong cult. Anyways: secret. sex. cult. It should start on a Sunday.
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