Don't know anyone, don't want to go day-drink alone and I'm of an age where I don't get excited about those kinds of fireworks. I...look, you know what I want. I'm tall, fit, reasonably attractive. If you find yourself interested, you may choose between one of two possible options:

A) Sex, with a social veneer: We get to know one another first. I make sympathetic noises over pictures of your cat. You pretend to listen to my tangent about something I read. We smile, flirt, tease. It's all rather civilized.

B) Sex, without a social veneer: We don't get to know one another first. There's no mention of cat, I don't ramble nervously. It's meet, appraise one another for suitability, assess for serial killer likelihood, and then pants-off dance-off. You leave or hang around quietly after. It's animalistic and adventurous.

I can host or travel.

I don't care about looks, just be a woman of adult age, sound mind, relatively sober, housed, non-violent, able to read and comprehend the above word-ery.