Big news, everyone! I’m getting a large industrial laser tomorrow—one of the best privately owned in the state—and I’m open for commissions, collaborations, and much more! Ready for huge art? You know those wooden dinosaur puzzles you see in museum gift shops? I’m thinking life-sized, and maybe even getting the Green Door fam to paint it. These could flat-pack into a car and set up super fast, just by slotting together.

Want an Adirondack chair on demand? Custom longboards? I’ve got a team jamming on a pinball machine, and we’re ready to go! Arcade cabinets of any size are now possible too. Collaborative art projects are my jam, and I’m even thinking about tackling a wooden bike frame. The possibilities feel unlimited right now.

I’m feeling so appreciative and overwhelmed by the rush of support that’s made this happen. Huge shoutout to Lab B, the only real maker-space around. If the laser shows up tomorrow without any hiccups, I’m ready to start running immediately. Need hundreds of custom ornaments? Let’s make it happen!

Honestly, this changes the game. No more paying ridiculous fees for laser access at places that funnel most of it into overhead that doesn’t serve laser folks. I’m here to create a more equitable solution, where the actual talent gets uplifted. I don’t seek control—just a chance to enhance the community, like I’ve been doing for about a decade, using tech as a catalyst for growth.

So if you’re inspired, feel free to reach out! If you drop a comment with a cool idea, I might actually make it—with permission, credit, and even a chance to sell if you’re down.

Happy laser dreams!