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Reporting live from Texas where a 27 year old woman has lost what little was left of her confidence.

Good evening, Tonight we have a long and tragic sstory about a Reddit user from texas who took a vacation to Houston and finally lived for a part of her life. Although all seemed fun, and games, this trip quickly had an emotional effect on this woman. Now returning back to her hometown will there ever be hope for this woman to simply find someone to even make some sort of contact with?

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Hello I’m Looney, welcome to Mad News where we are live reporting on this sad and tragic story. Let’s take a look, [ zoom in ] [ picture of myself ] 27 year old reddit and texas native leenieweenie had long been posting about her thoughts, encounters, and feelings about herself, the struggles of dating, and how she lacked any life experiences. That all changed when she was invited to go to Houston, Texas with her now 21 year old cousin who had lived more life than she did in an entire year. Leenieweenie had never had a boyfriend, any kind of physical attention directed towards her except for online. She often had online relationships while she was in middle school which she never counted as most of them were online through apps like kik and meetme. And when she did finally meet up with one guy he had apparently been cheating on his gf with leenieweenie and broke things off, leenieweenie was left to find this out on her own over Facebook where she embarrassed herself by posting a video of herself crying and holding up note cards declaring her at the time “love” for him. All through high school and college not once did a man ever approach her for friendship or any sort of interest. And just 2 years ago she lost her virginity to a guy she met on tinder in her own car, nothing special no orgasm peaked, she mentions faking every orgasm. She often wonders if it was a mistake but says it was better to get it over with. So when she was invited to Houston she was excited because she thought maybe her small town was the problem however once she got to Houston things didn’t seem to change. She went to bars and clubs which she had never been too, she danced and had a good time and although excited she was also very nervous but went with the flow even so far as taking shots and ordering drinks which she never did. While with her cousin she noticed her cousin got all the attention, which was no problem to her she always admired her cousins beauty but she couldn’t help but notice out of all the guys not one seemed interested in her, and in all the tiktoks she had watched about small town girls going to bigger cities it really got to her. And than the worst happened she saw a tiktok of old ladies being danced upon by younger men. She thought maybe the guys weren’t drunk enough? But it didn’t matter the damage was done. You see many girls hate the idea of getting attention, being cat called, but when you grow up fat and with no kind of validation from men. As fucked up as it sounds [Excuse my language Carrie and Wednesday] it really takes a toll on a girl. Leenieweenie has had years of masculine energy. And all she simply wanted was some sort of validation, maybe a smooch or two but to no avail. You see it had been years since she last had any sort of physical contact. Truly all she wanted was to simply kiss someone. She even downloaded tinder, hinge, and bumble all the apps she had quit hundreds’s of times and started swiping like a mad woman. But it was too late. While on her way back to her hometown she noticed a decrease in likes and her physical attraction to men diminished. So now her question emits. What is wrong with her? Is she that hideous? Will she ever be kissed. Will she ever discover her feminine energy? Will she ever truly feel safe in a man’s arms or will she have to take matter into her hands for the rest of her life?

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Carrie and Wednesday here, Wow that is one tough situation Looney. it’s just sad to see how something from your life can still haunt you when you’re an adult. And although she has likes on her tinder and bumble accounts no guys seem to be interested in the slightest. It’s something we see very often women ultimately feeling like they’re the problem. Women who eventually settle for less. I can’t imagine what she must be feeling this moment.In a couple minutes we will be back with exclusive information to the story after this commercial break.

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Welcome back to Mad News , I’m Looney, I’m Wednesday, and I’m Carrie and we’re covering the sad story of this Reddit users cry for help as events leading up to this users mental health has been shattered in what was supposed to be one of the best times of her life. As we previously reported this was her first time out and about having a mere taste of life that many teenagers experience when they’re 15 maybe even 18 or until college. She’s a late bloomer. And as we have all experienced growing up You’re constantly comparing yourself to other people. It’s just sad to see that although she had fun she will be haunted for that memory that she wanted something she simply could not get. And with technology now there are many people across the world who have never had boyfriends or girlfriends at late ages. We’ve seen it countless times on tiktok. And the worst thing is that the same comments we got growing up she will get time and time again. “When you’re not looking that’s when someone will show up” “if you’ve waited this long it’s for a reason” I mean I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard this and it absolutely upsets me. Especially because one can see how special someone is and what they have to offer and sometimes you see other people whom you can’t understand why or how and it’s baffling it really is. We can only hope and pray that this user finds someone. Thank you for watching Im Carrie, I’m Wednesday, and I’m Looney and this is Mad News, Goodnight everyone

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