Every day I open mod queue and I delete dick pic after dick pic after dick pic. Holy shit - NO DICK PICS ALLOWED. NO SEX PICS ALLOWED.

It wouldn't be so bad but holy shit you guys take some nasty looking dick photos. No attention to lighting or background. Fuck, I saw one with a toilet in the background and it was YELLOW WITH PISS. And jesus christ if you're holding it in your photo, pay attention to your nail hygiene.

Really, ask yourself what you're trying to convey with this particular dick pic - are you trying to show off the number of veins your cock has? How fucking bushy your untrimmed pubes are? Is it more of a "look, no visual warts or sores" type of photo? If it's about size, think about how someone might actually infer what size it is from your actual composition. I know reddit's de-facto standard is banana for scale, but that would probably be emasculating for most of you.

After you've asked yourself that and upped your photo game to match, save them to your camera roll for private message exchanges and DONT POST THEM HERE. They will never be approved.

Now, I took this mod post specifically to help clean up the dick pics (which scares female posters away, the times this sub has been mentioned in /r/vegaslocals and other vegas subs has confirmed that) so I know this is of my doing. I know this is part of the duties. And I will continue to do my mod duties here. But it doesn't mean I can't vent a little bit from time to time.

It's one of those things where as I open submission after submission to approve/reject and keep seeing cocks of all shapes and and two sizes (small, and average, fyi) occasionally I reflect on my life choices.

OK, rant over. Back to normal moderation.