Hi all, in the last year we've tested out a lot of new rules and guidelines, and we've done it with an open mind. Well, the results are in, and based on submissions it's undeniable - cock pics are where it's at. We get way more cock pics than any other kind of submission, and while we resisted it originally, the (yellow) writing was on the wall. So we came up with a new rule.

All new posts and comments MUST have cock pics in them.

It's pretty simple really.

• You're a man looking for a hookup? Post a cock pic.

• You're a woman looking for a new FWB? Yup, post a cock pic. Doesn't matter whose cock, but you gotta post one.

• You're new to LV, looking for new D&D players, and trying to use an R4R sub for a platonic connection instead of Hotwife swapping? WHIP THAT SCHMEAT OUT AND TAKE A FEW SNAPS.

• You're 24F, hot as fuck, bored and lonely, down to fuck a guy even if they're gross as fuck , as long as they can send you some money up front for the uber to your place? Post a cock pic from your overseas scammer call-center HQ.

• You're a man whose wife TOTALLY wants to fuck everyone but doesn't have Reddit herself but you swear to God she's more into it than you are and is completely aware you're posting this ad with her permission and is so horny just reading people's replies and omg she's now replying herself with your account but she texts just like you and she can post a pic of herself to prove she's real but its dark and grainy as fuck and is that a nipple and also better pics are not sending and whoops she fell asleep and fuck you for even insisting she might be fake that's insulting but fuck-yeah she's down to bone you 100% no cap and can you meet at the Flamingo and also are you bi? Post a cock pic.

To recap:

NO POSTS OR COMMENTS WITHOUT A COCK PIC WILL BE APPROVED.

Good day.

Edit: to make this post itself count, here's a lovely picture of reddit user u/domrystan, who afaik is NOT from Vegas so please don't bug her, but feel free to enjoy her other submissions:

https://preview.redd.it/bb76usd9b1k91.jpg?width=538&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=d042b50781419252e695b46035c84246890cf430