I thought you might get a kick out of this one. I have this sister, in her late 20s, who makes more money than everyone else in the household (she just moved out yesterday, btw). Despite this, she has a tendency to steal people's food.

My family loves those cheap Tombstone pizzas. Oh man do they love those pizzas. The freezer gets packed out with them. I have a younger brother (minor) that's a picky eater, so a huge part of his diet is cheese pizza. Mum loves the cheese pizza, too. But, as you can guess, vegesister feels compelled to eat them instead of buying her own damn pizzas.

It started getting so bad that mum would buy the meat pizzas to prevent my sister from stealing them, and picky brother would begrudgingly choke them down.

This is the first time I've ever seen "for every animal you don't eat, I'll eat two" used seriously in real life.